ok, so i seem to have made my first link, if you click on the entire layout of the last post you will go to the university home page....why, how should i know, i managed the link by accident so just be grateful that its there.... a whole web page cannot possibly be anymore confusing...can it

ok so i have been neglectful of my duties in blogging but there was this seriously friendly womble that i bumped into the other month and things were looking so depressing that i thought to hell with it, we went wombling for a while...in the moonlight, on the common...at least the badgers were safe.
it is now the easter break, i am swamped with work and still trying to pass various and many modules in order to gain a degree which will let the entire world know that they are dealing with an educated womble, not just some furry hack...so, can i do it...watch this space

today i am feeling more than a little odd...is it me or is the entire world slightly out of sync....i am going for the peace and love womble tactic today, i am trying very hard to love humanity in particular...even though i am more than a little jaded by their stinky attitudes....and the fact that they appear to be trying to blow us all up again....what is a blair by the way...i hear it is a type of poodle but i am not so very sure of that - prepare to be amazed humans - i am not moving until i have managed to add something to this boring page....actually, just realised ...late for appointment - will have to do it later

well, now the term, year or semester is getting into full swing, the pressure is on...work, work and more work...perhaps i should make a burrow here on campus, there are plenty of possible sites, move a little bush, shove a little gravel...who could say what i could achieve...what i have to do is print off a pile of time management charts and get my act together...oops, just remembered that i forgot to take my daily drugs....dont panic, this womble isnt on speed...couldnt afford that...no, just a little chemical aid for a disfunctioning part of my system....now, where did i put them...actually they look like 'e's so i could appear to be very cool...but, they arent and neither am i - thank god, i finally left that struggle for image behind...now i can wear my winnie the pooh t'shirt and no-one rolls their eyes or looks sideways...relief

peace and love humans...take it easy out there

sorry for the absence folks, had the flu - no, really, the full works, hallucinations and everything...pink wooly humans flying - not good for the mind! am now back in the land of the living although still feeling like a wet sponge...imagine, with this long nose ...dribbling everywhere - it is hard to blow your nose when you have short arms...then of course the low temperatures added icicles to the misery...collecting litter with an iceburg on your face is not easy!
so, now i have to go to a meeting so i will leave you, dont you love meetings...i wonder who invented them - probably the coffee and tea companies - although it could have been the maker of choccie biccies....

oh dear, sorry folks that cheese has gone to my head....have to go now leaving you linkless ..
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so, oh great and esteemed leader - where did my link go, i used the paper clip thingy at the top, the one with the malteser behind it - filled in the address bit and now cant find it anywhere....so, help - idiots step by step guide required....

ok - so i am unable to link - this is a major disaster, i am distraught at my ineffeciency...ok, so i'm not really. i shall try again another day. i cant today as i have been to lunch with a rowdy group of students - ones that i work with, they tell the worst jokes you ever heard...some of the other punters in the pub were scandalised...shocking, fancy those nice blind students actually having a laugh and a drink - and oh my god, they actually tell crude jokes and use language.......they'll be expecting to have friends and go out and socialise next.....so, the toasted cheese sandwich was obviously laced with liquor....good job i am not driving.....

today dear audience i am going to attempt to create a link...i am told it is easy - the people who say these things are generally those who know what they are doing, to the new user of this very magical 'thing' it is all confusion...so, link coming up ...we will see what happens when i post and publish.
oh, and why is it that people will write on the internet, will put their most intimate thoughts, feelings and photographs even out into cyberspace yet wont put in pieces for workshops, wont speak in seminars...generally hang back and refuse involvement when there others present...am i making sense...anyone else out there wonder why?

having had a rant last time i was on here i thought i should be pleasant but now i cant think of anything to write so...we will have to leave it at that, i will be attempting to find and add links to this very odd electronic roll of andrex...that will be tomorrow as i have had enough for today and i am going home....does anyone else feel that life is taking a surreal turn lately?