winger

2003-04-02T00:49:00.000-08:00

ok, so i seem to have made my first link, if you click on the entire layout of the last post you will go to the university home page....why, how should i know, i managed the link by accident so just be grateful that its there.... a whole web page cannot possibly be anymore confusing...can it

2003-04-02T00:48:00.000-08:00

ok so i have been neglectful of my duties in blogging but there was this seriously friendly womble that i bumped into the other month and things were looking so depressing that i thought to hell with it, we went wombling for a while...in the moonlight, on the common...at least the badgers were safe.
it is now the easter break, i am swamped with work and still trying to pass various and many modules in order to gain a degree which will let the entire world know that they are dealing with an educated womble, not just some furry hack...so, can i do it...watch this space

2003-01-23T02:31:00.000-08:00

today i am feeling more than a little odd...is it me or is the entire world slightly out of sync....i am going for the peace and love womble tactic today, i am trying very hard to love humanity in particular...even though i am more than a little jaded by their stinky attitudes....and the fact that they appear to be trying to blow us all up again....what is a blair by the way...i hear it is a type of poodle but i am not so very sure of that - prepare to be amazed humans - i am not moving until i have managed to add something to this boring page....actually, just realised ...late for appointment - will have to do it later

2003-01-20T01:59:00.000-08:00

well, now the term, year or semester is getting into full swing, the pressure is on...work, work and more work...perhaps i should make a burrow here on campus, there are plenty of possible sites, move a little bush, shove a little gravel...who could say what i could achieve...what i have to do is print off a pile of time management charts and get my act together...oops, just remembered that i forgot to take my daily drugs....dont panic, this womble isnt on speed...couldnt afford that...no, just a little chemical aid for a disfunctioning part of my system....now, where did i put them...actually they look like 'e's so i could appear to be very cool...but, they arent and neither am i - thank god, i finally left that struggle for image behind...now i can wear my winnie the pooh t'shirt and no-one rolls their eyes or looks sideways...relief

peace and love humans...take it easy out there

2003-01-15T02:23:00.000-08:00

sorry for the absence folks, had the flu - no, really, the full works, hallucinations and everything...pink wooly humans flying - not good for the mind! am now back in the land of the living although still feeling like a wet sponge...imagine, with this long nose ...dribbling everywhere - it is hard to blow your nose when you have short arms...then of course the low temperatures added icicles to the misery...collecting litter with an iceburg on your face is not easy!
so, now i have to go to a meeting so i will leave you, dont you love meetings...i wonder who invented them - probably the coffee and tea companies - although it could have been the maker of choccie biccies....

2002-12-04T07:31:00.000-08:00

oh dear, sorry folks that cheese has gone to my head....have to go now leaving you linkless ..
still
....i'm
..............sure
........................you'll
manage...have you noticed how
nice it is making dots.......

2002-12-04T07:28:00.000-08:00

so, oh great and esteemed leader - where did my link go, i used the paper clip thingy at the top, the one with the malteser behind it - filled in the address bit and now cant find it anywhere....so, help - idiots step by step guide required....

2002-12-04T07:26:00.000-08:00

2002-12-04T07:25:00.000-08:00

ok - so i am unable to link - this is a major disaster, i am distraught at my ineffeciency...ok, so i'm not really. i shall try again another day. i cant today as i have been to lunch with a rowdy group of students - ones that i work with, they tell the worst jokes you ever heard...some of the other punters in the pub were scandalised...shocking, fancy those nice blind students actually having a laugh and a drink - and oh my god, they actually tell crude jokes and use language.......they'll be expecting to have friends and go out and socialise next.....so, the toasted cheese sandwich was obviously laced with liquor....good job i am not driving.....

2002-12-03T02:05:00.000-08:00

today dear audience i am going to attempt to create a link...i am told it is easy - the people who say these things are generally those who know what they are doing, to the new user of this very magical 'thing' it is all confusion...so, link coming up ...we will see what happens when i post and publish.
oh, and why is it that people will write on the internet, will put their most intimate thoughts, feelings and photographs even out into cyberspace yet wont put in pieces for workshops, wont speak in seminars...generally hang back and refuse involvement when there others present...am i making sense...anyone else out there wonder why?

2002-12-02T07:17:00.000-08:00

having had a rant last time i was on here i thought i should be pleasant but now i cant think of anything to write so...we will have to leave it at that, i will be attempting to find and add links to this very odd electronic roll of andrex...that will be tomorrow as i have had enough for today and i am going home....does anyone else feel that life is taking a surreal turn lately?

2002-11-27T05:16:00.000-08:00

rhetorical questions only for these sites it would seem, as a form of communication doesnt that make it a little one sided, or even one ended. anyway, answer me this fellow bloggers...why are people so very dumb...why are they so rude, aggressive and generally not very nice...what is it...something in the water perhaps, their arrogance is stunning...believe me i thought that i had seen it all as regards crappy human behaviour but not so it seems
try walking around this campus with someone who cant see - you know guys, they have a big white cane, sometimes a yellow, big fluffy dog wearing a coat that says i am a guide dog in bright yellow lettering...thats right, the ones you lot bump into, push out of the way, let doors go in the face of, the ones who have to teach their dogs about the disgusting manner in which you lot drop your left over pies, sandwiches, carrier bags and god-knows-what else all over the place...and then of course let us not forget the even more isolated badly treated ones who cant always hear every scintillating witty remark that you feeble excuses for humans make... yeah, you guessed it einstein, people with hearing difficulty ...whats that, take a minute to repeat what you said, oh no, make them feel realy good by passing to the next person and muttering, oh never mind, that way you have isolated them, marked them out as different, made them feel shitty and even managed to confuse them because they cant tell whether you are still talking to them or whether they have been jettisoned as not worth two minutes of your invaluable, intellectual time......may the God of fairness inflict on those of you - and you know who you are - the same kind of cruelty that you dish out.....and a wombling happy day to you too!

2002-11-25T07:15:00.000-08:00

so, the point of this site is for me to become creative, this is apparently an organic 'thing'. Creativity being inherent, something that when nurtured sprouts forth...sprouts, hmmmmm, green, round, very good for you....humans dont seem to like them much...cant think why, always finding them in the rubbish bags....need to think, need to express myself.....ooops, sorry - little windy today, cant resist the cold sprouts....oh, and those other green things, broccoli....resembles trees, great combination...oh, will have to leave you now with thoughts on womble creativity....where did i put that soft, furry andrex puppy....so, mortals, think organic, think green and eat your sprouts

2002-11-21T01:24:00.000-08:00

Have returned from clearing the vodka bottles from number 10, cant tell you what else we had to remove or i would have to kill you as i have signed the secrets act....narrowly escaped being crushed by a lorry this morning, why is it that human male drivers do not appear to understand the laws of physics..two objects cant share the same space at the same time. will now go and have a large brandy with whoever is about the place - purely medicinal of course

2002-11-18T07:13:00.000-08:00

Now i know how to work this it could prove too much, can society cope with an endless stream of womble thoughts....lets see....wrong kind of leaves on the footpath...excess number of vodka bottles found outside No. 10....let me know what you might find interesting - stop me as i go by, i am the giant furry french creature ...you cannot miss my cap... now, to try and add this to the blogspot page thingy....

2002-11-18T07:02:00.000-08:00

What can i say, this is all new to me, wombles being furry creatures with large paws dont usually attempt to use a keyboard...good job we have pointy noses. Should you have any points to make or questions for the womble community please get in touch.